Part 9
Pleased to meet you.
Yoshiko! Who's this person who looks like a normal nice girl?!
My friend Sayaka!
If you hang around with girls who are cuter than you, they're gonna steal A-kun!
I'm cuter than her.
No, no, no, no!
And this is my favorite banana stand!
Not good.
If A-kun and Yoshiko don't get hitched, my retirement plan is ruined.
Keep your distance!
It's always the quiet ones acting mature that end up the most cutthroat gold-diggers!
I'm not sure that's true...
I know because I was one!
Lady, what are you on about?
U-Um, I'm just a friend of A-kun-san's.
And I don't think I'm ready for relationships.
Sluttiest line in the book.
Seriously, what?
Prove that you're telling the truth.
Show me your panties!
Eek!
Wh-What are you doing?
You can tell a girl's true colors from her panties!
If you're not wearing plain kiddy panties,
then you've got it in your head that a man's gonna see them.
And that would prove that you want a man.
Which would mean you've got no reason not to dig for A-kun and his future potential!
What?
What you say?!
Now, show me your panties!
Sayaka-chan! Show me!
W-Wait...
Now!
A-kun-san's right there!
Yeah!
Why'd you block me?!
Because that's normal!
And one!
And two!
Wh-What are these?!
This move was how I took my husband's first time. There's no escape!
Seriously, TMI.
Now, Yoshiko! Now's your chance!
P-Please no!
Sayaka-chan... I want to believe in you.
So please...
Show me your panties!
Will you cut it out?!
Stay out of this, A-kun!
This is really important!
Don't make me have to make you stop.
V-Violence is bad!
I'll show you my panties!
I-I'm ready.
You mean you're wearing panties that you can show us?!
I-Impossible! A girl that pure couldn't possibly exist!
Please!
Th-These panties!
A-kun.
Huh?
You can be friends with that girl.
O-Okay...
A-kun, A-kun.
Huh?
So, like, the cats were really—
Yoshiko-chan!
My condolences...
Koizumi Park
Hey, you guys!
Part 10
Come out to play!
Oh, it's Yoshiko.
Yoshiko, you need to study.
You won't get a job.
Oh?
Our parents said that it's really hard unless you work really hard.
I see...
Then let's play!
In one ear and out the other!
What should we play?
Tag?
W-Well...
Wh-What was that sound?!
That was a dog barking!
I-It's huge!
Is that a bear?!
It's a dog!
It's after us!
Calm down, you guys!
You can ride a dog this big!
We're running for dear life, here!
Someone, save us!
Caught you!
Yoshiko!
Yoshiko-oneechan!
Ahahaha! His mouth stinks! It stinks so bad! Ahahaha!
It's biting your head off!
Oh, right! I was gonna ride him!
Like this!
And this!
Voilà!
You're good! But I'm not finished yet!
It's still after us!
Just give up on riding him!
Listen to yourself!
You'll end up another grown-up resigned to defeat!
Hold fast...to your dreams!
I'll give you candy!
Candy?!
Okay, I give up!
That was fast!
She stopped him?!
Stop scaring the poor children!
I won't allow it!
Holy crap!
You can see her panties!
What...do I do now?
Huh?
The scene's ruined!
He's being obedient now!
Someone please take care of me.
Look, he's a stray dog.
He's huge and kinda vicious.
Would you like to come home with me?
Yoshiko!
If you do...
...let me ride you.
You still wanna ride him?!
You sure? He's absolutely ginormous!
It's fine, it's fine!
All right! Giddyup!
Woo-hoo! Whee!
Sh-She's a free spirit.
Yoshiko-onee-chan's kinda amazing.
Part 11
Can we keep him?!
Fruits
Vegetables
Bananas
What on Earth?!
Wh-What is it, Yoshiko-chan?
The bananas I just bought are domestically grown!
In this world where foreign imports are the norm, a domestic challenger!
This "Satou-san" from Wuttever Village has got balls!
Satou-san, you can take on the world.
I-Isn't that lovely?
Yeah! So I need to deliver my feelings to him directly!
Huh?
I'm coming for you, Satou-san!
W-Wait!
Sayaka-chan, where's Wuttever Village?
Train 3h 5m
Um...about three hours by train.
W-We just passed the station?
Wait, are we running all the way there?!
Let's do it!
We'll die!
We can do it! Do it!
No, we can't!
It's over 100 kilometers away!
Never know til you try!
Can we at least do it by bicycle?!
Middleuv Nohware Station
Three Hours Later
P-Please...
Buy drinks...with this...
Okay!
What should I get?
Oh?
Town Mascot Un'nyoro
We're out of money.
What?! Yoshiko-chan?!
Oh, I've got 1,000 yen!
Thank goodness.
Oh?
Our town mascot, Un'nyoro, had kids!!
Town Mascot Un'nyoro's Kids
He has a kid!
But look! Aren't they adorable?
They're not not adorable, but that's not the point!
The point is...
Fine, I'll just run there!
Sayaka ran,
carried by her frustration.
And she kept running...
...because it was easier than trying to make Yoshiko understand.
Until...
Satou-san!
Your bananas have moved me to tears!
I came here just to say that!
Y-You beat yourselves up this bad just for that?
Yeah! They were super yummy!
Thank you so much, girls.
No, thank you, Satou-san! For giving me a dream!
All right, now let's go home.
We're sprinting the whole way back!
Satou-san!
I humbly beg of you to lend us the train fare home.
For the first time in her life,
she begged on all fours.
Part 12
You're just shy of hundreds on everything.
Guess that makes you a clumsy bumsy who can't finish the job!
I'm going home.
I wonder if he's frustrated about those tests.
All right! Let's cheer A-kun up!
With that thing that my mom does to my dad at night to make him feel better!
Huh?
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
From this moment on, you're my baby!
Mommy's gonna spoil you all night until you feel better!
Okay?
Looksies here, A-kun! It's Mommy! Peeka-boo!
Shut up, you idiot!
Get these cuffs off me! Where's the key?!
Oh, my, are you hungry?
Hell no!
It's okay! Babies need their milksies!
C'mere and get some love!
Here! Come on!
Stuff it! Go away!
Being spoiled is a baby's job—
I'm a troubled teen!
Just kidding!
You didn't hit me as hard as you usually doesies!
Wha—
Come now, latch on to mommy as long and hard as you want, baby!
Say aah!
Stop moving so muchsies, that tickles!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Just kill me now.
I want this image of maternal love to be remembered for eternity!
Yay!
N-No, don't!
Sending
Sending it to Sayaka-chan!
Message sent!
Phew.
So, baby, are you feeling better?
Ahahaha. Aha. Uh-huh. Thanks to you, I'm back on my feet.
Really?!
Because I'm going to kill you!
Eat this!
You're back in the groove. I'm glad.
You idiot. I-I don't care.
The key for the handcuffs...
...is inside my skirt...
Onii-chan, can you help me with my homework—
N-No, it's not—
Onii-chan, you pervert!
It's not what it looks like!
My condolences...
Charge! Aho Girl
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